Shake Jokes

Take off those blue suede shoes and let's shake rattle n roll!
What do cows do when they’re introduced?
They give each other a milk shake.
How do you make a mango shake?
You take it to a scary movie.
Sometimes, all you need is to shake a few trees to find the perfect peach for you.
I HATE when homeless people shake their cans of change at me.
I get it, you have more money than me, you don't have to show off.
Your name must be Jelly... cuz jam don't shake like that.
If you put a strawberry in the freezer, you can make a strawberry shake!
What is the baby vampire's least favorite fast food establishment?
Stake n shake!
Take off those blue suede shoes and let's shake rattle n roll!
"If we shake out all of the crumbs from all of the keyboards in the world, we can end world hunger."
— Matthew Dolkart
Shake it like a pole-oriod picture.
What happens when you put your hand in a blender?
You get a hand shake.
Yo Momma so stupid she thought the Harlem Shake was a drink.
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