Shake Jokes

What is the baby vampire's least favorite fast food establishment?
Stake n shake!
How do you make a mango shake?
You take it to a scary movie.
What happens when you put your hand in a blender?
You get a hand shake.
I HATE when homeless people shake their cans of change at me.
I get it, you have more money than me, you don't have to show off.
"If we shake out all of the crumbs from all of the keyboards in the world, we can end world hunger."
— Matthew Dolkart
Shake it like a pole-oriod picture.
Take off those blue suede shoes and let's shake rattle n roll!
Take off those blue suede shoes and let's shake rattle n roll!
Sometimes, all you need is to shake a few trees to find the perfect peach for you.
Your name must be Jelly... cuz jam don't shake like that.
If you put a strawberry in the freezer, you can make a strawberry shake!
What do cows do when they’re introduced?
They give each other a milk shake.
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