Set Jokes

Was your Dad a baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns!
Cherry pie will set you back 10 dollars in Antigua, but 15 in Barbados. Yes, those are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
I bought a complete set of kitchen utensils off an infomercial. I was frustrated that there was nothing to mix my eggs...
...but to be fair, they did say it was whisk-free offer.
Someone stole my cutlery set, but we were unable to identify the thief
It was stainless steel.
"If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigeratir are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all"- Joey Adams
If you were a laser, you’d be set on “stunning.”
Do you believe in love at first set, or should we run it another time?
You should dress up as a baker for Halloween with that set of buns.
Part of my alphabetised tea set recently got possessed by a demon.
I’m sure it’s saucer ‘E’.
I thought I checkmated my dad with my new glass set in chess...
But he saw right through it
"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book."
While fishing in the blue lagoon,
I caught a lovely silver fish,
And he spoke to me, "My boy," quoth he,
"Please set me free and I'll grant your wish;
A kingdom of wisdom? A palace of gold?
Or all the fancies your mind can hold?"
And I said, "O.K." and I set him free,
But he laughed at me as he swam away,
And left me whispering my wish
Into a silent sea.

Today I caught that fish again
(That lovely silver prince of fishes),
And once again he offered me,
If I would only set him free,
Any one of a number of wishes,
If I would throw him back to the fishes.

He was delicious!!

(Shel Silverstein)
That's a nice set of mallets you have
I got some fireworks to set off... If you wanna bang
You should dress up as a baker for Halloween with that set of buns.
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