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An elderly man called Keith.
Mislaid his set of false teeth.
They'd been laid on a chair.
He'd forgot they were there.
Sat down, and was bitten beneath.
What’s black and white and very noisy?
A panda with a set of drums.
An elderly man called Keith,
Mislaid his set of false teeth.
They'd been laid on a chair,
He'd forgot they were there,
Sat down, and was bitten beneath.
There was a young woman named Bright,
Whose speed was much faster than light.
She set out one day,
In a relative way,
and returned on the previous night.
There was an Old Man of the West,
Who never could get any rest;
So they set him to spin
On his nose and chin,
Which cured that Old Man of the West.
Did you hear the terrible rumor about the volleyball player? That’s what she set!
Set or be set. This is certainly the right way to look at things.
We pass expectations, set the standards and kill the competition. This is definitely one of the best volleyball puns to use as your team’s motto.
Why did the volleyball player get sent to jail? Because he was set up.
When I was ten my Mom told me to take my brother to a movie so she could set up for his surprise birthday party.
That's when I realized that he was her favorite twin.
How do crabs evade taxes?
They set up shell corporations.
Son: does Easter Bunny set out 12 eggs in the field to search for?
Dad: no he dozen’t.
“I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.”
Groucho Marx
“Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example.”
Francois de La Rochefoucauld
I was so embarrassed when my wife found me playing with my son’s train set that I threw a blanket over it.
I think I managed to cover my tracks.
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