Service

Some local engineers took a train for a service, but the vicar said it was blocking the aisle.
Why shouldn't you hire a volleyball player to be your bartender?
The service may be excellent, but he'll try to spike all the drinks.
Did you hear about the little grape who didn’t want to be made into wine?
Unfortunately, he was pressed into service!
Our school trip was a special occasion.
But we never reacher our destination.
Instead of the zoo.
I was locked in the loo.
of the toilet at the service station!
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween? They only run a skeleton service.
Why are ghosts no good at running a railway? A. Because they can’t even put on a skeleton service!
Some local engineers took a train for a service, but the vicar said it was blocking the aisle.



A train track and a motorway walk into a bar. The train track says “a pint for me, please, and one for the road.”
The Secret Service surround the President with twelve cows because they were attempting to beef up their security.
What's a pirate's least favorite letter?
Dear sir,

Your internet access has been terminated due to illegal usage.

Sincerely, your service provider.
Video games never made me angry or want to hurt people.
Working in customer service already did that.
Just been to the funeral of a close friend who died when he was hit in the head by a tennis ball
Great service.
Why should you you stand on the service line? So that you can order ice cream.
Why do volleyball players join the military? They want to gain extra experience in the service.