Season Jokes

Pumpkin Spice season is finally here, better latte than never.
Why did a baseball player decide to take a job at a used car lot during his off season?
He wanted to work on his sales pitch.
“A mistle-toast to the holiday season.”
How do planets staying busy during hunting season?
By shooting stars.
What’s a kangaroo’s favorite season?
Spring.
What is a kangaroo’s favorite season?
Spring!
What season is it when you are on a trampoline? Spring time.
It's hunting season and fox like you shouldn't be out in the open!
This flu season, doctors are recommending you wipe your throat down with tissues.
Apparently they're synonymous with clean necks.
What do red berries say during the season they love best? Cherry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
What’s the self-care mantra of elves after the holiday season ends?
“Treat yo’elf.”
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
Why are Catholics the best runners during the Easter season?
They fast during Lent!
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