My wife got a straw for her drink... When she sat down, she took a sip, and frustratedly sighed "My straw has a hole in it!" I replied "I should hope it has two!"
Bill and Rajesh weren't the smartest of fellows. In fact, the only reason they were admittedinto college was their skills with a football.
To make sure they got in technically, a special SAT test was created to meet their admission requirements.
The two sat, pencils in hands and tongues between teeth as they thought hard.
After the test, they compared their answers. Bill asked Rajesh, “Old MacDonald had a WHAT?”
The other replies, “He had a farm.”
Bill asks, “How did you spell it?”
To which the Rajesh replied, “E-I-E-I-O.”
After buying grocers, I sat on the San Francisco pier and pondered life. My laundry detergent tipped over... Now I’m sittin on the dock of a bay, watching my Tide roll away.
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Bill and Rajesh weren't the smartest of fellows. In fact, the only reason they were admittedinto college was their skills with a football.
To make sure they got in technically, a special SAT test was created to meet their admission requirements.
The two sat, pencils in hands and tongues between teeth as they thought hard.
After the test, they compared their answers. Bill asked Rajesh, “Old MacDonald had a WHAT?”
The other replies, “He had a farm.”
Bill asks, “How did you spell it?”
To which the Rajesh replied, “E-I-E-I-O.”
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