Sat Jokes

After buying grocers, I sat on the San Francisco pier and pondered life. My laundry detergent tipped over...
Now I’m sittin on the dock of a bay, watching my Tide roll away.
I accidentally sat on a medieval stained glass window at the antique store...
That was a royal pane in the ass.
I bought a 400 year-old chair from Italy,
but as soon as I sat on it, it baroque.
What happened to the skeleton who sat by the fire for too long?
He became bone dry.
Did you hear about the man who sat next to his clone on the train?
He was beside himself.
My wife got a straw for her drink...
When she sat down, she took a sip, and frustratedly sighed "My straw has a hole in it!"
I replied "I should hope it has two!"
My husband hated my impulse purchase of a revolving chair, but then he sat on it.
Eventually he came around.
What did the werewolf say when he sat on sandpaper?
- Ruff!
Old McDonald's Farm Bill and Rajesh weren't the smartest of fellows. In fact, the only reason they were admittedinto college was their skills with a football. To make sure they got in technically, a special SAT test was created to meet their admission requirements. The two sat, pencils in hands and tongues between teeth as they thought hard. After the test, they compared their answers. Bill asked Rajesh, ā€œOld MacDonald had a WHAT?ā€ The other replies, ā€œHe had a farm.ā€ Bill asks, ā€œHow did you spell it?ā€ To which the Rajesh replied, ā€œE-I-E-I-O.ā€
I sat on some peas in the car. It was a bumpea ride.
What did the tired witch do?
She sat down for a spell.
I had a real problem when your mom got rid of that crooked chair my dad made.
I don't know why, it just never sat right with me.
Did you hear about the butcher who sat on his bacon slicer?
He got a little behind in his deliveries.
A blonde walked into the dentist office and sat down in a chair.
The dentist said "Open Wide" "I can't" The blonde said. "This chair has arms"
ā€œThe only thing that ever sat its way to success was a hen.ā€ — Sarah Brown
I was driving through the safari park when my sat nav said ā€œbear leftā€. It was clearly a zebra.
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