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This book of spells was useless. The author forgot to run spell check.
What do men and pantyhose have in common? They either cling, run, or don't fit right in the crotch!
What do men and mascara have in common? They both run at the first sign of emotion.
My sheep-powered computer was starting to run slowly
So I added more ram
When astronauts die, the local papers run an orbituary.
First we lived in kingdoms run by Kings, then Empires run by Emperors
Now we live in Countries...
Why did the ram run over the cliff edge?
Because he didn’t see the ewe turn.
What does a skunk’s car run on?
Fumes.
New electric trains will run on conductors.
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween? They only run a skeleton service.
If you walk along a railroad track you may soon feel run down.
I know someone who tried to run away after camouflaging a railway. He tried to cover his tracks.
To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket:
You can hide, but you can't run.
What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Run like hell, she has a grenade in her hand.
What did the snail say to the other who had hit him and run off? I'll get you next slime!