Rob Jokes

Why did the burglars decide to rob a music store?
For the lute.
What soup killed Rob Stark? Italian Wedding Massacre.
The Importance of a College Education A father is lecturing his son about the importance of a good education. “Dad, what’s the difference between a man with a college degree and a man without?” Said the son. “Well son,” said the father, “you can perform the same job but the outcome will vary depending if you have a college degree or not!” “How so?” Asked the Son “You see, if you rob a man without a college degree you will be prosecuted as a criminal and sent to jail”. “What if I rob a man after I received a college degree?” Asked the son “In that case they will address you as Special Agent of the IRS.”
Why did the Mexican train robber rob the train?
Because he had a loco-motive.
“I rob banks because that’s where the money is.” Willie Sutton.
Why should you never rob a bank with a pig?
They always squeal.
“Parenting Tip: If your child is crying, hold it close and whisper, 'You don’t have a clue what horrors this world holds.'”

- Rob Delaney.
Why didn’t the skeleton rob the bank?
Because he didn’t have the guts.
What did the bone mage use to rob medieval homes?
A skeleton key
hat did the pizza slicer say when he wanted to rob the pizza?
“Hand over the dough or I’ll cut you!”
Why did the cookie monster rob the keebler elves? Because they had a lot of dough.
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