Degree Jokes

I passed my degree in sound engineering. I got 1-2-1-2!
The Importance of a College Education A father is lecturing his son about the importance of a good education. “Dad, what’s the difference between a man with a college degree and a man without?” Said the son. “Well son,” said the father, “you can perform the same job but the outcome will vary depending if you have a college degree or not!” “How so?” Asked the Son “You see, if you rob a man without a college degree you will be prosecuted as a criminal and sent to jail”. “What if I rob a man after I received a college degree?” Asked the son “In that case they will address you as Special Agent of the IRS.”
Are you a 30 degree angle? Because you're acute-y.
Are you a 90 degree angle? Because this feels just right.
I just got my degree in Sky Diving.
I had to drop out to graduate.
I enjoy the cold weather
But only to a certain degree.
What kind of institution is Marriage?
One where a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters.
What kind of degree can you get at a urinal?
A Pee h.D.
If you think the 45 degree ski slope is tough,
Wait until you try the 110 degree hot tub!
A sunburned murder of crows is referred to as 1st, 2nd and 3rd degree.
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