Right Jokes

No taxation without representation! But, there is a kiss tax. Strictly enforced and right on the lips.
"The pursuit of happiness" means it's cool to hit on you, right?
My pants might be in the wrong place but my heart is always in the right place.
I may be dressed as a vampire tonihgt, but if you play your cards right you might be the one sucking
There are 21 letters in the alphabet right? Oh wait, I forgot u, r, a, q, t.
Mmm baby! You’re decomposing in ALL the right places!
Forget the wearing of green — let’s go right to the wearing of you like a hat!
Girl, you must be blue because you’re the hottest star around right now.
Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?
You have the right to protest but I don't think you'll want to.
The government gives you the right to bare your arms but I give you the right to bare everything else.
I'll have you exercising your right to free speech all night long.
It says right here that this frozen pizza is enough for two.
“Don’t believe everything fortune cookies tell you. Just because they’re sweet doesn’t mean they’re right.”
― Unknown
I may be dressed as a vampire tonihgt, but if you play your cards right you might be the one sucking
Want to start your day laughing? Register to our Daily Joke!
Did you mean:
Continue With: Facebook Google
By continuing, you agree to our T&C and Privacy Policy