Recipe Jokes

Mom: Why did you shave the peaches!
Dad: The recipe asked for nectarines.
Do you know why does your mother often shave a peach when cooking? Because she only needs nectarines for the recipe.
Following a recipe, says I need: pears, five cubed. 125 sounds like a lot of pears for a pieโ€ฆ
I got a new bread recipe where you donโ€™t have to get your hands messy by mixing the dough.
It is kneadless, to say.
How does the recipe for German Sauerbraten begin? "First invade ze kitchen."
My DJ friend took my advice and simplified his salad recipe.
he dropped the beet.
What is the recipe for Honeymoon Salad? Lettuce alone without dressing.
โ€œSome people can eat anything they want and stay slim. I put on weight just by reading the recipe.โ€
โ€• Unknown
Iโ€™m zesting a lemon for a recipe right now
Itโ€™s really appealing
The recipe said, โ€œset the oven to 180 degreesโ€...
Now I canโ€™t open the door because it faces the wall.
How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin? First, invade ze kitchen.
What do you call it when a family passes down a turkey recipe?
Copy and basting.
If I wrote a cookbook, you'd be the featured recipe.
What is the recipe for Honeymoon Salad? Lettuce alone without dressing.
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