Recipe Jokes

Mom: Why did you shave the peaches!
Dad: The recipe asked for nectarines.
Do you know why does your mother often shave a peach when cooking? Because she only needs nectarines for the recipe.
Following a recipe, says I need: pears, five cubed. 125 sounds like a lot of pears for a pie…
If I wrote a cookbook, you'd be the featured recipe.
I’m zesting a lemon for a recipe right now
It’s really appealing
How does the recipe for German Sauerbraten begin? "First invade ze kitchen."
“Some people can eat anything they want and stay slim. I put on weight just by reading the recipe.”
― Unknown
What do you call it when a family passes down a turkey recipe?
Copy and basting.
How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin? First, invade ze kitchen.
My DJ friend took my advice and simplified his salad recipe.
he dropped the beet.
What is the recipe for Honeymoon Salad? Lettuce alone without dressing.
The recipe said, “set the oven to 180 degrees”...
Now I can’t open the door because it faces the wall.
I got a new bread recipe where you don’t have to get your hands messy by mixing the dough.
It is kneadless, to say.
What is the recipe for Honeymoon Salad? Lettuce alone without dressing.
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