Realized

I used to randomly steal beverages off people...
I stopped when I realized it wasn't my cup of tea
A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.
So I attended a salsa class today
The instructor says to everyone: "Alright folks, who's ready to learn how to dance??"

I realized that there was a misunderstanding, and ran off with my bag of tortilla chips.
The other day a homeless man asked me for some change so I got my wallet out and realized I only had a £20 note.
I thought to myself, "Do I really want this money being spent on drugs?"
I decided I didn't so I gave him the money
When I was ten my Mom told me to take my brother to a movie so she could set up for his surprise birthday party.
That's when I realized that he was her favorite twin.
I was running to catch a train yesterday, but just as I was approaching it...
I realized my net wasn't big enough.
I had a nightmare about being attacked by a shark.
When I woke up I realized it was just a bream.
They told me they were handing out free beef at the beach...
When I arrived I realized it was a bay-con.
What did the guy at the party say when he realized there was nothing left to dip his tortilla chip in?
“I’ve hit guac bottom.”
I quit my job as a scuba diving instructor after my first day at work.
Deep down I realized it wasn’t for me.
After the guy broke his arm skiing, he realized it was all downhill from there.
When the basketball realized all the checks were bouncing, he decided to visit the bank himself to find out.
“I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort.”
Zach Galifianakis
The young woman decided to become a professional baker. She realized that it could help her earn her bread and butter.
Psychologist: What brings you here today?
Squirrel: I realized I am what I eat….. Nuts.