Realized

After the guy broke his arm skiing, he realized it was all downhill from there.
A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.
When I was ten my Mom told me to take my brother to a movie so she could set up for his surprise birthday party.
That's when I realized that he was her favorite twin.
Psychologist: What brings you here today?
Squirrel: I realized I am what I eat….. Nuts.
“I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort.”
Zach Galifianakis
I quit my job as a scuba diving instructor after my first day at work.
Deep down I realized it wasn’t for me.
What did the guy at the party say when he realized there was nothing left to dip his tortilla chip in?
“I’ve hit guac bottom.”
I used to randomly steal beverages off people...
I stopped when I realized it wasn't my cup of tea
They told me they were handing out free beef at the beach...
When I arrived I realized it was a bay-con.
When the basketball realized all the checks were bouncing, he decided to visit the bank himself to find out.
So I attended a salsa class today
The instructor says to everyone: "Alright folks, who's ready to learn how to dance??"

I realized that there was a misunderstanding, and ran off with my bag of tortilla chips.
The other day a homeless man asked me for some change so I got my wallet out and realized I only had a £20 note.
I thought to myself, "Do I really want this money being spent on drugs?"
I decided I didn't so I gave him the money
I was running to catch a train yesterday, but just as I was approaching it...
I realized my net wasn't big enough.
I had a nightmare about being attacked by a shark.
When I woke up I realized it was just a bream.
The young woman decided to become a professional baker. She realized that it could help her earn her bread and butter.