Ready Jokes

Woman turned down the marriage proposal of a gardener. She wasn't ready to shear her life with him.
Why did it take the teen pig so long to get ready for school in the morning?
She was very piggy when it comes to choosing what to wear!
Are you ready? Because I would definitely want to taste your sweet.
I’m ready to shamrock and roll.
“There’s no such thing as ready. You just jump on a moving train and you try not to die.”

- A Dad, ‘What To Expect When You Are Expecting.’
The pecan is ready to come out of its’ shell and see the world.
Get that red light ready, because you and I are about to score.
Bagels and baguettes
Bap or fried bake,
The fruits of the flour
are easy to make

Chollah, chapatti,
Cinnamon bun.
These global delights,
make eating such fun.

Filled with Caribbean sweet meat
like Guava jam,
Scottish smoked salmon;
Or Danish roast ham.

Add a fresh fruit salad,
Some sparkling wine,
A candle, red roses and
you’re ready to dine.

(Joanna Davis)
“Friends give you a shoulder to cry on. But best friends are ready with a shovel to hurt the person that made you cry.”
— Unknown
Babe, I am ready to put some jam in your donut.
Hey, lady. I'm just like like a pizza. I'll fill you up tonight and still be there in the morning when you're ready for more.
My pink bird friend got dumped a while ago. He was sad for a while, but now he’s singe and ready to flamingle.
Never get angry if someone makes jokes about your height. Be ready with a comeback like, "My legs are longer than the patience which I have for your jokes".
How do you prepare a Gorilla sundae? Your start getting it ready Fridae and Saturdae!
My space ship is ready. Wanna ride?
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