Ready Jokes

I always hate having to unblock the toilet.
I’m never quite ready to take the plunge.
Bagels and baguettes
Bap or fried bake,
The fruits of the flour
are easy to make

Chollah, chapatti,
Cinnamon bun.
These global delights,
make eating such fun.

Filled with Caribbean sweet meat
like Guava jam,
Scottish smoked salmon;
Or Danish roast ham.

Add a fresh fruit salad,
Some sparkling wine,
A candle, red roses and
you’re ready to dine.

(Joanna Davis)
My space ship is ready. Wanna ride?
Pilots would be very hard to beat in a competition, they are always ready for a-rrival.
The pecan is ready to come out of its’ shell and see the world.
Why did it take the teen pig so long to get ready for school in the morning?
She was very piggy when it comes to choosing what to wear!
“Friends give you a shoulder to cry on. But best friends are ready with a shovel to hurt the person that made you cry.”
— Unknown
I hope you're ready to spend some koalaty time together.
Woman turned down the marriage proposal of a gardener. She wasn't ready to shear her life with him.
How do you prepare a Gorilla sundae? Your start getting it ready Fridae and Saturdae!
I’m ready to shamrock and roll.
I stole two sofas from death, but I wasn’t ready for the reaper cushions.
My pink bird friend got dumped a while ago. He was sad for a while, but now he’s singe and ready to flamingle.
Get that red light ready, because you and I are about to score.
“There’s no such thing as ready. You just jump on a moving train and you try not to die.”

- A Dad, ‘What To Expect When You Are Expecting.’
Want to start your day laughing? Register to our Daily Joke!
Did you mean:
Continue With: Facebook Google
By continuing, you agree to our T&C and Privacy Policy