Ran Jokes

Did you hear about the medieval siege where the attackers ran out of ammunition? So, they loaded a severed peasant's head onto a trebuchet and fired it. By sheer luck, it hit the Duke's son and knocked him off the battlefield.
Yeah, apparently it was the first-ever serf face to heir missile.
Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill? It ran out of juice.
My pen ran out of ink and an ink fairy in the shape of a squid appeared. He said if I let him eat my dinner of shrimp he'd help me out by giving me some ink. The deal smelled kind of fishy, but I needed to finish my homework.
So we did it squid pro quo.
Q: Why did the cherry stop in the middle of the road?
A: It ran out of juice.
I lost a cooking challenge once for not completing the dish.
I ran out of thyme.
When I log my run in my journal today, it will say I ran with my future wife today.
Can you run with me so I can tell my friends I've ran with an angel?
The guy nearly saw a murder when he almost ran over his car over a couple of crows.
When I was a student, I was worried that my housemates would be annoyed if I ran off with some of their kitchen utemsils. But that was a whisk I was willing to take.
Was arguing with a friend in a restaurant recently when the waiter ran over and took the plate of garlic bread and the coleslaw. I wish he’d stop taking sides.
The tiger ran away from other tigers as they were rude to him. He didn't want to be involved in a catfight.
I ran into my sibling while exploring the Sahara Desert.
I yelled out, "Oasis!"
Did you hear about the pig that ran the Post Office?
He was the first Porkmaster General.
What would you call a steak that leaped off the table and ran away? Fast food, of course.
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran my boat into yours. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
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