You make the Queen of Sheba look like a hobo.
The Queen of the Nile was said to always show a bit of leg...
but Nefertiti.
What did the queen bee say to the naughty bee? Beehive yourself.
My mom told me that life is like a deck of cards, so you must the be queen of hearts.
Queen Mary Having Bottom Scraped
The Mad Hatter and the Queen of Hearts had a rental agreement
A lease in Wonderland.
You’re the queen of my heart.
How did Burger King get Dairy Queen Pregnant? He forgot to wrap his whopper!
A Shocking Royal Visit
A Shocking Royal Visit The Queen of England was visiting one of London's top hospitals recently, and during her tour of the floors she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating. "Oh my God!", said the Queen, "That's disgraceful, what is the meaning of this?" The doctor leading the tour explains, "I'm sorry your majesty, this man has a very serious condition where the testicles rapidly fill with semen. If he doesn't do that five times a day, they would explode and he would most likely die instantly." "Oh, I am sorry." said the Queen. On the next floor they passed a room where a young nurse was giving a patient a BJ. "Oh my God!", cried out the Queen, "What's happening in THERE??" "Same issue, better health plan." Replied the doctor.
What do you drink with the Queen of England? Royal-Tea.
If I was a chessboard, I'd be lucky to have a queen like you.
What does a queen want on her cookie?
Royal Icing.
Why did the King of Hearts marry the Queen of Hearts?
They were perfectly suited to each other.
Why is England the wettest country? Because the queen has reigned there for years!
What kind of tea you drink with the Queen?
Royal tea.
I don't know where I put my queen after the last chess game.
Maybe she's lost I need to check.