I gave my heart to a girl from Great Britain.
She turns around and Brexit into a million pieces.
Why didn’t Bob drink a glass of water with 8 pieces of ice in it?
It was too cubed.
My neighbor was walking across the street while carrying the game Scrabble then suddenly dropped it, leaving the game board and pieces on the ground.
I said: “Hey Jeff! What’s the word on the street?”
Why was Mozart a child prodigy?
All his early pieces were in A sharp minor.
What time is it when people are throwing pieces of bread at your head?
Time to duck.
I've recently got a job making chess pieces.
I'm mostly working knights.
Of all the best pieces of wolf advice, this is my favorite, “stand fur what you believe”
Why do pieces of popcorn always have great birthdays? Because they’re always popping!