Pi Jokes

How many grams of protein are in an apple pi? 3.14159265
Halloween Math
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a jack-o'-lantern by its diameter?

Pumpkin Pi.
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi.
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a bowl of ice cream by its diameter? Pi a'la mode.
You’re as sweet as Pi.
Why shouldn’t you let advanced math intimidate you?
It’s really as easy as pi!
What’s the best way to serve pi?
A la mode. Anything else is mean.
I handed my dad a calculator for his birthday. with a dissapointed scowl on his face, he asked me: "Wheres the pi?"
I handed my dad a calculator for his birthday. with a dissapointed scowl on his face, he asked me: "Wheres the pi?"
Never argue with Pi, it's irrational.
What is a mathematician's favorite part of a big Thanksgiving feast?
Pumpkin pi.
You can never make a crumble with just 3.14 strawberries because that would make a pi.
Chuck Norris knows the last digit of Pi.
How do you come up with a secure password to protect yourself against hackers?
Just make it the last 10 digits of pi.
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
He acquired his size from too much pi.
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