Pi Jokes

What is a mathematician's favorite part of a big Thanksgiving feast?
Pumpkin pi.
You’re as sweet as Pi.
I handed my dad a calculator for his birthday. with a dissapointed scowl on his face, he asked me: "Wheres the pi?"
I handed my dad a calculator for his birthday. with a dissapointed scowl on his face, he asked me: "Wheres the pi?"
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi.
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
He acquired his size from too much pi.
Why shouldn’t you let advanced math intimidate you?
It’s really as easy as pi!
What’s the best way to serve pi?
A la mode. Anything else is mean.
How many grams of protein are in an apple pi? 3.14159265
Never argue with Pi, it's irrational.
Chuck Norris knows the last digit of Pi.
How do you come up with a secure password to protect yourself against hackers?
Just make it the last 10 digits of pi.
You can never make a crumble with just 3.14 strawberries because that would make a pi.
Halloween Math
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a jack-o'-lantern by its diameter?

Pumpkin Pi.
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a bowl of ice cream by its diameter? Pi a'la mode.
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