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A lemon got a job in a vinegar factory last week...
Starting salary was $15 per sour.
Bowlers pay a lot of money to play. This is because it is a bum per lane.
Einstein, Newton, and Pascal decide to play hide-and-seek. Einstein is "It," closes his eyes, counts to 10, and then opens them. Pascal is nowhere to be seen. Newton is sitting right in front of Einstein, with a piece of chalk in his hand. He's sitting in a box drawn on the ground, a meter to one side. Einstein says, "Newton, you're terrible, I've found you!" Newton says, "No no, no. You've found one Newton per square meter. You've found Pascal!"
There once was a koala who could run at a speed of more than 800 miles per hour. He was the first koala to break the sound bearier.
If an Octopus were to play football, how many tackles per game would an Octopus have?
So apparently coles has a new thing where you can only have one salad per transaction
They’re calling it coleslaw..