Per Jokes

What does a straw and a view have in common?
You can get a paper straw and you can also get pay per view.
Bowlers pay a lot of money to play. This is because it is a bum per lane.
If an Octopus were to play football, how many tackles per game would an Octopus have?
Tentacles
How many drum sets can you store on a sofa?
One per cushion
There once was a koala who could run at a speed of more than 800 miles per hour. He was the first koala to break the sound bearier.
“Carpe per diem – seize the check.” – Robin Williams.
Einstein, Newton, and Pascal decide to play hide-and-seek. Einstein is "It," closes his eyes, counts to 10, and then opens them. Pascal is nowhere to be seen. Newton is sitting right in front of Einstein, with a piece of chalk in his hand. He's sitting in a box drawn on the ground, a meter to one side. Einstein says, "Newton, you're terrible, I've found you!" Newton says, "No no, no. You've found one Newton per square meter. You've found Pascal!"
A lemon got a job in a vinegar factory last week...
Starting salary was $15 per sour.
Hey did you hear that ESPN is broadcasting this year's Origami competition?
I heard it's pay per view...
So apparently coles has a new thing where you can only have one salad per transaction
They’re calling it coleslaw..
I hand out couple assists per game, but never landed on a dime like you
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