A chemistry lab is like a big party.
Some drop the acid while others drop the base.
As for beauty I am not a star,
There are others much more handsome by far.
But my face - I don't mind it,
For I am behind it,
It's the people in front that I jar.
What did dinosaurs have that no others animals ever had? Baby dinosaurs!
Why did Jesus ask Judas to crave the turkey?
Beause he knows he likes stabbing others in the back.
Why are some cake jokes not as good as the others?
They tend to grow mold.
“It could be that your purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others.”
Ashleigh Brilliant
“Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves.”
Abraham Lincoln
Some say that puns aren't very funny, while others take them very seriously...
I guess the one thing we can all agree on is that puns are no joke.
Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently reprimand the child.
Smiling sweetly, the Sunday school teacher said, "Johnny, when I was a little girl, I was told if that I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that."
Little Johnny looked up and replied, "Well, Ms Smith, you can't say you weren't warned."
Some of us learn from the mistakes of others; the rest of us have to be the others.
How did the horse know the others were gossiping about him?
He herd.
What belongs to you but others use more? Your name