Others Jokes

"Learn from the mistakes of others. You can’t live long enough to make them all yourself."
~ Anonymous
“Some of our greatest historical and artistic treasures we place with curators in museums; others we take for walks.”—Roger Caras
How do you tell others that your Israeli husband made coffee?
Hebrew.
What do you call an alligator that makes others fight?
An instigator.
What do you call a deer that feeds on the blood of others?
Vlad the impala.
Name the subject that is most fruitiest among others. History because of it huge number of dates.
I came into the office early and switched as many M and N keys on keyboards as I could. Some might say I'm a monster...
But others will say nomster
What do you call it when the Bigfoot in charge makes pasta for all the others?
Alpha Yeti Spaghetti!
Some say that puns aren't very funny, while others take them very seriously...
I guess the one thing we can all agree on is that puns are no joke.
There was a group of ants that always went on parties together, but one smelled way worse than the others.
He was de odor ant.
Q: Why does the cherry have a hard time getting along with others?
A: It has crust issues.
Short people say that God only lets people grow until they're perfect. Therefore, short people just didn't take as long as others to reach perfection (ahem, tall people).
"Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others."
"At age 20, we worry about what others think of us… at age 40, we don’t care what they think of us… at age 60, we discover they haven’t been thinking of us at all." - Ann Landers
A dog and his bone was on the roam,
Where can I find this bone a home?
Will I bury it next to the tree?
No, too easy for others to see.

What about next to the garden shed?
Maybe in the middle of the garden bed,
Behind the sty where the pigs all are,
What about somewhere right away far.

I think I know what I will do,
I'll just sit down and have a chew,
Tomorrow will be another new day,
I'll find a spot then for the bone to stay.

(John Williams)
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