The International Survey
The International Survey A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was: "Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?" The survey was a huge failure, because... In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant. In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant. In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant. In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant. In South America they didn't know what "please" meant. And in the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant.
My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.
Some people think nuclear physics is interesting.
Well, in my opinion it's really Bohring.
I find that a duck’s opinion of me is heavily influenced by whether or not I have bread.
Mitch Hedberg
I only like smooth leather
and my opinion will never be suede.
What’s the difference between coffee and your opinion?
I asked for coffee.
An elephant's opinion carries a lot of weight.
An opinion without 3.14159 is just an onion.
What do you call a man with an opinion? Wrong.