Middle east

Why don't they teach Driver's Ed and se* education on the same day in the Middle East? They don't want to wear out the camel.
What do you call a terrorist attack in the Middle East? a Selfie.
The International Survey
The International Survey A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was: "Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?" The survey was a huge failure, because... In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant. In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant. In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant. In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant. In South America they didn't know what "please" meant. And in the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant.
What can you only drink in the Middle East? Dust-Tea.