North Jokes

Let's get out of here and explore the North Pole. I'm a rebel without a Claus.
How does Santa capture photos? With his North Pole-oroid.
“The North Pole doesn’t import goods because it’s Elf Sufficient.”
“Santa Claus’ favorite swimming spot is the North Pool.”
You must be the North Star because the light around you guided me here.
A magnetic strawberry is always red and points north.
In North Korea, you can not throw fruits in the snow as they don't have the right to freeze peach
Why do North Koreans draw the straightest lines?
Because they have a supreme ruler.
What lives at the North Pole and is green, white, and red all over?
A sunburned elf!
How do Santa’s elves go to different floors in the North Pole toy workshop? They use the elf-avator!
Where do elves vote?
The North Poll.
You are now sailed into the north of my lady’s opinion, where you will hang like an icicle on a Dutchman’s beard.
“If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warm.”

- Alfred North Whitehead.
Have you heard about the new band located in the north east of england?
They're called Durham Durham.
The thought of you makes me redder than the sands at North Shore.
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