North Jokes

Have you heard about the new band located in the north east of england?
They're called Durham Durham.
What lives at the North Pole and is green, white, and red all over?
A sunburned elf!
How do Santa’s elves go to different floors in the North Pole toy workshop? They use the elf-avator!
Where do elves vote?
The North Poll.
In North Korea, you can not throw fruits in the snow as they don't have the right to freeze peach
“If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warm.”

- Alfred North Whitehead.
You must be the North Star because the light around you guided me here.
Let's get out of here and explore the North Pole. I'm a rebel without a Claus.
The thought of you makes me redder than the sands at North Shore.
What kind of money snowmen use in the North Pole?
Cold cash!
How does Santa capture photos? With his North Pole-oroid.
“The North Pole doesn’t import goods because it’s Elf Sufficient.”
“Santa Claus’ favorite swimming spot is the North Pool.”
Why do North Koreans draw the straightest lines?
Because they have a supreme ruler.
A magnetic strawberry is always red and points north.
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