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Funny Limericks
There was an Old Man of the North,
Who fell into a basin of broth;
But a laudable cook,
Fished him out with a hook,
Which saved that Old Man of the North.
Bear Puns
Why did the two bears break up at the North Pole?
They were polar opposites.
Banana puns
What's yellow and always points to the north? A magnetic banana.
Dirty Short Jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because North Korean long-range missiles can't go that far.
Rabbit Puns
What do you call rabbits that live at the North Pole? Cold.
Snow Puns
What kind of money snowmen use in the North Pole?
Cold cash!
Dirty Limericks
Two lesbians north of the town
Made sixty-nine love on the ground
Their unbridled lust
Leaked out in the dust
And made so much mud that they drowned.
There once was a woman named Jill
Who swallowed an exploding pill
They found her va**na
In North Carolina
And her tits in a tree in Brazil.
Basketball Puns
Which basketball team is the favorite at the North Pole?
The New York Old Saint Knicks.
Christian Pick Up Lines
You have a body like the North Star. Wise men will follow it.
Penguin Puns
What do you call fifty penguins at the North Pole?
Really lost. (Penguins live in the Southern Hemisphere)!
Christmas Puns
Why did Santa send his daughter to college? To keep her off the North Pole.
Monkey Puns
What do you call a monkey at the North Pole?
Lost.
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