Met Jokes

I met a gnome once, our conversation was very awkward...
I’m not very good at small talk.
What happened when Frankenstein’s monster first met his girlfriend?
It was love at first fright.
Would you mind loaning me a quarter? I want to call my mother and tell her I just met the woman of my dreams.
Hi. Do you remember me? Oh, that’s right—we’ve only met in my dreams.
Last year, when I went to Texas, I met this very polite and gentle onion. Its name was the Texas supa-sweet onion.
I met a man with a glass eye this morning...
He didn’t tell me, it just came out in the conversation
Do you need new shoes?
Coz you've been running through my mind since the day I met you.
I could say that I wandered lonely as a cloud before I met you, but what are these Wordsworth if you won't go out with me?
Are you a florist? Cause ever since I met you, my life has been Rosey.
"Funny, I've met a lot of pin-up girls, but I've never been able to pin one down."
Pretty lady, I guess wishes do come true, seeing as a boy like me met a a girl like you.
I met an annoying squid who wanted to become a comedian.
He wouldn’t stop kraken jokes.
I met him yesterday, he was on his way to meet the counselor for a peach therapy session.
I met a chicken once; she was desperate to join a band. She even had her own drumsticks.
When we met, it was love at frost sight.
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