Met Jokes

When we met, it was love at frost sight.
I met an annoying squid who wanted to become a comedian.
He wouldn’t stop kraken jokes.
I met him yesterday, he was on his way to meet the counselor for a peach therapy session.
I could say that I wandered lonely as a cloud before I met you, but what are these Wordsworth if you won't go out with me?
"Funny, I've met a lot of pin-up girls, but I've never been able to pin one down."
Last year, when I went to Texas, I met this very polite and gentle onion. Its name was the Texas supa-sweet onion.
I met a gnome once, our conversation was very awkward...
I’m not very good at small talk.
I met a man with a glass eye this morning...
He didn’t tell me, it just came out in the conversation
Would you mind loaning me a quarter? I want to call my mother and tell her I just met the woman of my dreams.
Hi. Do you remember me? Oh, that’s right—we’ve only met in my dreams.
Pretty lady, I guess wishes do come true, seeing as a boy like me met a a girl like you.
Do you need new shoes?
Coz you've been running through my mind since the day I met you.
I met a chicken once; she was desperate to join a band. She even had her own drumsticks.
Are you a florist? Cause ever since I met you, my life has been Rosey.
What happened when Frankenstein’s monster first met his girlfriend?
It was love at first fright.
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