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I met this really beautiful crustacean, but I lobst her number.
Two astronauts who were dating, met up for a launch date.
Did you hear about the two spiders who just got engaged? I hear they met on the web."
I met a Russian nurse, she was employee of the month, I asked if she'd won anything. She said "Da, award."
I'm jealous of all the people who've never met you.
I met a man, Stan.
His nature is Afghani.
Yes! Afghanistan.
“When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.”
Rita Rudner
What did the arsonist do on Valentine's day?
He met his match.
I met a guy in a wheelchair today. His face was battered and bruised. “What happened to your face?” I asked.

“I’m a Para-Lympian,” he replied.

“Boxing?”

“No, hurdles.”
I met her in chat, she was neat,
her photo was pretty, petite.
we met for a meal,
I saw her for real,
I screamed and then ran down the street!
What did the British man say to the man with the submachine gun he's never met?
Uzi?
How did the koala bear get the high-paying job? He met all of the koalafications.
On one bright Sunday morning, one long lost wolf finally met his longtime classmate. “So, Howl’s it goin’!”
What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams? They lived hoppily ever after.
A cowboy is walking down main street in nothing but his boots and hat...
Shortly after he got into town, a sheriff stops him.

"Sir, why in the hell are you walkin down the street naked as a jaybird?"

"I can explain! See I met this girl named Sally. Well, I took her back to my place and she took her shirt off... So I took off mine. Then she took her pants off... And I took off mine. She whipped off her britches... And I slipped outta mine.

"After that she laid down and hollered, 'Go to town cowboy!'

"So here I am."