May Jokes

I may study semantics, but you're what gives my life meaning.
May I ride your broomstick? I lost mine.
That Kenyan black smells wonderful! May I try it? Normally I stick to English Breakfast, but I’m always open to experimenting.
The barista may have forgotten your name... but I sure haven't.
I may be dressed as a vampire tonihgt, but if you play your cards right you might be the one sucking
Side effects may include infatuation, racing heart, and lowered inhibitions.
Baby, I'm like efavirenz. I can decrease your odds of nightmares, but you still may have strong vivid dreams about me — a very common side effect.
In your hands my heart is clay, To take and hold as you may.
Are you good at finding things? Because I think you may have found my heart. Also, I don't know which zone I parked my car into so I need help with that too. Thanks!
The Grinch may have stolen Christmas, but you stole my heart.
“Being a couch potato is dangerous, someone may get hungry and eat you!”
― Unknown
I don't work at this store, but may I be of assistance to you anyway?
I think we may have been transported to the surface of Mercury because things became unbelievably hot when you walked into the room.
May I tie your shoe?
Because I can't have you fall for anyone else.
"I may be an outlaw, darling. But you're the one stealing my heart."
- Brad Pitt, Thelma, and Louise (1991)
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