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May

I may not be the biggest football fan, but I love tight ends.
If you walk along a railroad track you may soon feel run down.
Someone said, "sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me."
So I through a dictionary at them.
Skier: Doc, I think I'm addicted to skiing at Loveland Ski Are
Shrink: You may be going down a slippery slope. Do you feel a divide?
When you go to the wolf hotel just around the corner, you will meet this huge, moustached wolf who always says, “howl may I help you?” as if he has no other words to us!
What did the Jedi tell the sacred tree? May the forest be with you.
There are two types of people in this world: People who love chocolate and liars. A study says that chocolate may lower your chances of a stroke. That is, a swimming stroke, a golf stroke, a tennis stroke.
Tea pun-packed poem for my mum's birthday card
It’s been oolong time since my mum was born,

About Six-tea years to date,

Chai as you might, you can’t possible list,

her cupious amazing traits

Her balanced demeanour

Her Kindness and (earl) grace,

rooibost sense of humour,

too many to name in this teany space,

to pekoe out just a few does not do her justice,

let’s not stir things up and cause more of a ruckus,

While this ode may be (chamo)miles away from a Maya Angelou,

It’s just an obnoxious way to say how very matcha I love you.
This may be corny, but you are a-maize-ing.
Roses are red
violets are blue.
You may not know this but
I’m falling for you.
“My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I’m right.”
Ashleigh Brilliant
“I may be a living legend, but that sure don't help when I've got to change a flat tire.”
Roy Orbison
What does Darth Vader say when he plays volleyball? May the spike be with you.
There was a gay Countess of Bray,
And you may think it odd when I say,
That in spite of high station,
Rank and education,
She always spelt Cunt with a K.
When you’re smooching with your honey, and your nose is kinda runny, you may think it’s kinda funny, but it snot.