May Jokes

I may be dressed as a vampire tonihgt, but if you play your cards right you might be the one sucking
May I ride your broomstick? I lost mine.
In your hands my heart is clay, To take and hold as you may.
I think we may have been transported to the surface of Mercury because things became unbelievably hot when you walked into the room.
"I may be an outlaw, darling. But you're the one stealing my heart."
- Brad Pitt, Thelma, and Louise (1991)
“Being a couch potato is dangerous, someone may get hungry and eat you!”
― Unknown
The Grinch may have stolen Christmas, but you stole my heart.
I may study semantics, but you're what gives my life meaning.
Side effects may include infatuation, racing heart, and lowered inhibitions.
Baby, I'm like efavirenz. I can decrease your odds of nightmares, but you still may have strong vivid dreams about me — a very common side effect.
May I tie your shoe?
Because I can't have you fall for anyone else.
I don't work at this store, but may I be of assistance to you anyway?
That Kenyan black smells wonderful! May I try it? Normally I stick to English Breakfast, but I’m always open to experimenting.
The barista may have forgotten your name... but I sure haven't.
Are you good at finding things? Because I think you may have found my heart. Also, I don't know which zone I parked my car into so I need help with that too. Thanks!
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