Lucky Jokes

I am lucky we are hiking together this evening.
No costume? Oh you lucky girl, you don’t need Halloween. You look like an angel every day.
"I didn’t get old on purpose, it just happened. If you’re lucky, it could happen to you." – Andy Ronney
“A fool and his money are lucky enough to get together in the first place.” — Gordon Gekko (Michael Douglas) Wall Street
Your name must be Lucky Charms because you’re magically delicious!
You’re the girl that everybody wants. Today is their lucky day.
Of all the planets in all the solar systems in all the galaxies, I'm so lucky you walked into mine
Are you a bowl of Lucky Charms? Because you appear to be magically delectable!
Wow, two teaspoons? Lucky for you, I’m a pretty good spooner myself.
Have you been eating Lucky Charms? Because you're looking magically delicious.
Q: What do you call a mummy who wins the lottery?
A: A lucky stiff
You’re my lucky charm.
My foot isn't the only part of me that's lucky!
You're kind of ugly and fat. Lucky for you, I'm into those things.
Since all the hot ones are already taken, this is going to be your lucky night!
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