Lucky Jokes

"I didn’t get old on purpose, it just happened. If you’re lucky, it could happen to you." – Andy Ronney
I am lucky we are hiking together this evening.
Are you a bowl of Lucky Charms? Because you appear to be magically delectable!
Have you been eating Lucky Charms? Because you're looking magically delicious.
“A fool and his money are lucky enough to get together in the first place.” — Gordon Gekko (Michael Douglas) Wall Street
Q: What do you call a mummy who wins the lottery?
A: A lucky stiff
My foot isn't the only part of me that's lucky!
Wow, two teaspoons? Lucky for you, I’m a pretty good spooner myself.
You're kind of ugly and fat. Lucky for you, I'm into those things.
Since all the hot ones are already taken, this is going to be your lucky night!
You’re my lucky charm.
You’re the girl that everybody wants. Today is their lucky day.
No costume? Oh you lucky girl, you don’t need Halloween. You look like an angel every day.
Your name must be Lucky Charms because you’re magically delicious!
Of all the planets in all the solar systems in all the galaxies, I'm so lucky you walked into mine
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