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Lots Jokes

Orange Puns
The Paddington bears donโ€™t eat lots of marmalade sandwiches because they are already stuffed.
Ghost Puns
When the ghost blew his nose, lots of boo-gers came out.
Funny Birthday Poems
This birthday wish may be late,
And it may be over in a flash,
But its message is good anytime,
Because it comes with lots of cash.
Pea Puns
I went to see a beet poet the other day. There were lots of hip peas there.
Lots of peas work as spies. Espea-onage is very common.
Monster Puns
What do you call a lineup of food with lots of garlicky dishes?
Buffet the Vampire Slayer!
History Puns
My history teacher is a communist, so I made lots of references to the Soviet Union in my essay.
I got full marx.
Funny Health Quotes
"There's lots of people in this world who spend so much time watching their health that they haven't the time to enjoy it." - Josh Billings
Garden Quotes
"Gardening requires lots of water - most of it in the form of perspiration."
- Lou Erickson
Garden Puns
I used to make lots of money clearing leaves from gardens. I was raking it in.
Funny Animal Poems That Rhyme
Lots of people have a rug.
Very few have a Pug.

(E.B White)
Crocodile Puns
Alligators ask lots of questions, they'd make great interri-gators.
Zombie Puns
What do you call a zombie with lots of kids?
A mom-ster.
Elf Puns
What would you call an elf with lots of money?
W-elfy!
Mushroom Puns
There are lots of funny jokes about mushrooms that can give you stitches. However, you need to be patient enough because they need time to grow on you.
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