Likes

You're like Monday mornings, nobody likes you.
What do you call a dog that likes to dig up bones?
A barkeologist.
What kind of monkey likes seafood?
A shrimpanzee.
What girl likes it in all her holes at the same time?
Mrs. Potato Head.
What do you call an extremely disgusting unicorn that no one likes? An eeeww-nicorn.
Surveys say that 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea. That means the 5th one likes it.
Why did Jesus ask Judas to crave the turkey?
Beause he knows he likes stabbing others in the back.
What do you give three-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday?
I don't know, but you better hope he likes it.
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal?
Megadeath by Chocolate.
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal? Megadeth by Chocolate.
Why is the ocean always on time?
She likes to stay current.
Why is a river an amazing roommate?
He just likes to go with the flow.
How can you tell a vampire likes baseball? Every night he turns into a bat.
What do you call a Sith Lord who likes to go fishing? Darth Wader.
what does a female corn do when she likes a male corn?
she corn-fesses.