Likes

What do you give three-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday?
I don't know, but you better hope he likes it.
Why did Jesus ask Judas to crave the turkey?
Beause he knows he likes stabbing others in the back.
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal?
Megadeath by Chocolate.
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal? Megadeth by Chocolate.
What do you call a dog that likes to dig up bones?
A barkeologist.
Surveys say that 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea. That means the 5th one likes it.
What do you call a Sith Lord who likes to go fishing? Darth Wader.
How can you tell a vampire likes baseball? Every night he turns into a bat.
What kind of monkey likes seafood?
A shrimpanzee.
You're like Monday mornings, nobody likes you.
what does a female corn do when she likes a male corn?
she corn-fesses.
What do you call an extremely disgusting unicorn that no one likes? An eeeww-nicorn.
What girl likes it in all her holes at the same time?
Mrs. Potato Head.
Why is the ocean always on time?
She likes to stay current.
Why is a river an amazing roommate?
He just likes to go with the flow.