Instrument Jokes

My son claims that he identifies as an ancient Greek string instrument.
Frankly, I think he's a lyre.
I have an instrument that can measure the length of your throat.
What’s a skeleton’s second favorite instrument?
A sax-a-bone.
What is a skeleton’s favorite instrument?
A trom-bone.
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
A moo-sician.
After playing guitar for years I thought I could learn to play the piano.
But it's not an easy instrument to pick up.
What instrument do English people play?
The Anglo-Saxophone!
What instrument do English people play?
The Anglo-Saxophone!
I have an instrument that can measure the length of your throat.
What is a skeleton's favorite musical instrument?
The xylobone.
After playing guitar for years I thought I could learn to play the piano.
But it's not an easy instrument to pick up.
What's a fish's favorite musical instrument?
A bass guitar.
What instrument never fails to energize a crowd?
An electric guitar.
What kind of musical instrument do mice play?
A mouse organ!
What kind of musical instrument do mice play? A mouse organ! Why do mice have long tails? Well, they'd look silly with long hair!
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