Instrument

What's a fish's favorite musical instrument?
A bass guitar.
What is a dog’s favorite instrument?
A trom-bone
What instrument never fails to energize a crowd?
An electric guitar.
What kind of musical instrument do mice play?
A mouse organ!
What kind of musical instrument do mice play? A mouse organ! Why do mice have long tails? Well, they'd look silly with long hair!
What is a skeleton's favorite musical instrument?
The xylobone.
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
A moo-sician.