A few decades ago, an American, a Russian, and an Australian were having dinner.
The American says "We are so advanced, we have built airplanes that can go to outer-space."
The other two ask, "What? Outer-space?".
The American says, "Not exactly, but just a few inches below".
After some time, the Russian says, "We are so advanced, we built a submarine that touches the seabed".
The other two ask, "What? The actual seabed?".
The Russian says, "Not exactly, just a few inches higher".
Then, the Australian says, "Well, we have been advanced for centuries. For example, we can pee with our belly buttons!"
The other two ask, "what? Belly button?".
The Australian says, "Well, not exactly, just a few inches lower."
A little old lady with blue hair entered a se* shop and asked in a quivering voice, โYy-youuuung man, dd-do y-you, sell-l d-didildoes h-hhhere?โ
The salesman, somewhat taken aback by the little old ladyโs appearance in his shop answered, โUh, yes maโam, we do.โ
The little lady, holding her quivering hands about 10 inches apart asked, โDddd-do y-you ha-ave any ab-bb-bout th-this lon-ong?โ
โWell... yes maโam, a few of them are about that big.โ
โD-do aa-ny of them ha-ave a v-v-v-vibra-a-ator?โ
โYes maโam, one of them does.โ
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