Hook

How much did the pirate pay for his peg and hook?
An arm and a leg!
“I’m sick of following my dreams, man. I’m just going to ask where they’re going and hook up with ’em later.”
Mitch Hedberg
What did the fish say when he posted bail?
I’m off the hook!
There was an Old Man of the North,
Who fell into a basin of broth;
But a laudable cook,
Fished him out with a hook,
Which saved that Old Man of the North.
When fishing, is there ever a good reason to take the worm off the hook?
I guess that’s debaitable.
If I get hooked on you, will you hook up with me?
Whats worse than getting fingered by Captain Hook? Getting raped by jack the ripper.
What are the 3 rules of Golf? If the ball goes right it's a slice, if the ball goes left it's a hook, and it the ball goes straight it's a miracle.
Guy: Have you ever been fishing before? Girl: Why? Boy: I think we should hook up!