Hook Jokes

Have you ever been fishing before? I think we should hook up!
You must be a narrative hook. Because youโ€™re stuck in my mind.
How much did the pirate pay for his peg and hook?
An arm and a leg!
When fishing, is there ever a good reason to take the worm off the hook?
I guess thatโ€™s debaitable.
If I get hooked on you, will you hook up with me?
There was an Old Man of the North,
Who fell into a basin of broth;
But a laudable cook,
Fished him out with a hook,
Which saved that Old Man of the North.
Have you ever been fishing in Lake Michigan? 'Cause we should hook up sometime.
Guy: Have you ever been fishing before? Girl: Why? Boy: I think we should hook up!
The fisherman lost his new fishing hook in the river. He refused to accept it. He was in the Nile.
What did the fish say when he posted bail?
Iโ€™m off the hook!
โ€œIโ€™m sick of following my dreams, man. Iโ€™m just going to ask where theyโ€™re going and hook up with โ€™em later.โ€
Mitch Hedberg
What are the 3 rules of Golf? If the ball goes right it's a slice, if the ball goes left it's a hook, and it the ball goes straight it's a miracle.
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