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Hook Jokes

Worm Puns
When fishing, is there ever a good reason to take the worm off the hook?
I guess thatโ€™s debaitable.
Canadian Pick Up Lines
Have you ever been fishing in Lake Michigan? 'Cause we should hook up sometime.
Fishing Puns
Guy: Have you ever been fishing before? Girl: Why? Boy: I think we should hook up!
River Puns
The fisherman lost his new fishing hook in the river. He refused to accept it. He was in the Nile.
Quotes
โ€œIโ€™m sick of following my dreams, man. Iโ€™m just going to ask where theyโ€™re going and hook up with โ€™em later.โ€
Mitch Hedberg
Cheesy Pick Up Lines
If I get hooked on you, will you hook up with me?
Literary Pick Up Lines
You must be a narrative hook. Because youโ€™re stuck in my mind.
One Liners and Short Jokes
What are the 3 rules of Golf? If the ball goes right it's a slice, if the ball goes left it's a hook, and it the ball goes straight it's a miracle.
Puns
How much did the pirate pay for his peg and hook?
An arm and a leg!
Fish Puns
What did the fish say when he posted bail?
Iโ€™m off the hook!
Funny Limericks
There was an Old Man of the North,
Who fell into a basin of broth;
But a laudable cook,
Fished him out with a hook,
Which saved that Old Man of the North.
Water Sports Pick Up Lines
Have you ever been fishing before? I think we should hook up!
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