Heavy Jokes

How heavy are your bones?
They are scale-a-ton.
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Real rocks are too heavy.
My wife ordered one of those new heavy blankets but delivery took forever...
She says it was worth the weight.
I'm thinking about buying a weighted blanket.
This is a most heavy decision.
After letting elephant dung dry in the sun, it's nearly indestructible.
In fact, I'd say it's pretty heavy doody.
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
One’s really heavy, the other’s a little lighter.
Why did the skeleton put on a heavy coat?
He was chillled to the bone.
Excuse me madan, could you help me? My hands ar so heavy. Could you hold them for me?
You’re so short you could be drowned by heavy rains.
How heavy is a rainbow? It's actually pretty light.
I was surprised that although I was supposed to be feeling blue, my heart was not that heavy. Perhaps, I am feeling light blue.
Which heavy metal band is Santa's favourite?
Sleigh-er.
Werewolf Weather Furcast: Tomorrow we expect heavy showers.
Do you like heavy metal? Cause I can teach you how to scream.
Dance music can be traced back to medieval times when a farmer dropped some heavy beets.
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