Heavy

What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
A hippo is really heavy, but a Zippo is a little lighter.
How do you find out how heavy a whale is?
Take them to a whale-weigh station.
What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.
What do you call two fat people having a chat? A heavy discussion.
What do you call two fat people having a chat? A heavy discussion
Why is your foot more special than your other body parts? Because they have their own soul. What is heavy forward but not backward? Ton.
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal?
Megadeath by Chocolate.
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal? Megadeth by Chocolate.
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal? Megadeth by Chocolate.
What did the Mexican heavy metal guitarist say to his bandmates?
“Rock out with your guac out.”
Your hand looks heavy. Here, let me hold it for you.
How do you find out how heavy a whale is?
Take them to a whale-weigh station.
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
One’s really heavy, the other’s a little lighter.
How heavy are your bones?
They are scale-a-ton.