Hang Jokes

“My daughters only six months old and already drawing. I’d hang it on the fridge, but honestly, its absolute garbage.” – Ryan Reynolds
What does a deer hang on its Christmas tree?
“Horn – aments.”
Why are urinals the worst place to spend time?
Because it’s where all the di**s hang out.
Q: Why are cherries never lonely?
A: Because they hang around in bunches.
What do you find if you hang from a cherry tree for hours and hours? You find that your arms get sore.
Ravens fans are so tough....they hang out in crowbars.
A crow invited his buddies over to hang out but they didn’t show up.
He was charged with attempted murder.
Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
Because demons are a ghoul's best friend.
I've got something you can hang a wreath on.
Busy Cat

I'm 8 AM and time to nap
It's 10 AM and time to relax
It's 12 PM and time to doze off
It's 3 PM and time to zonk out
It's 6 PM and time to slumber
It's 9 PM and time to snooze
It's 12 AM and time to sleep
It's 4 AM and time to hang upside down
from your bedroom ceiling, screaming
I'm a gardener and I'm OK
I sleep all night and I plant all day!
I dress in grubby clothing and hang around with slugs.
Oh I'm happy in the garden
With dirt and plants and bugs.
You are now sailed into the north of my lady’s opinion, where you will hang like an icicle on a Dutchman’s beard.
Why do perfumes always hang out in pairs?
Because they don't want to get cologne-ly!
What does a deer hang on its Christmas tree?
“Horn – aments.”
“Coworkers are like Christmas lights. They hang together, half of them don’t work and the other half aren’t so bright.” – Anonymous
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