Hang

Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard? Someone told him he should get an apple Mac
What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs and hang on the wall?
Curt 'n Rod.
Yo Mama so short she can hang glide on a Dorito.
Where do skeletons go hang out at night?
Anywhere, as long as it's a hip joint.
Why are bananas never lonely?
Because they hang around in bunches.
How do you catch King Kong? Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.
Let's hang out sometime. You bring your beaker and I'll bring my stirring rod.
What do you call two male avocados who hang out and drink together?
Avocabros.
I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.
Rodney Dangerfield
Don’t hang around booze hounds. They’re wine-y bitches.
Why don’t bats sleep like the rest of us?
They can't get the hang of it.
Which bat can hang the highest and longest?
The acro-bat.
What did the tie say to the hat? You go on ahead and I'll hang around!
What did the tie say to the hat? A. You go on ahead and I'll hang around
Why doesn’t anyone like to hang out with crackers?
Someone always cuts the cheese.