What did the tie say to the hat? You go on ahead and I'll hang around!
What did the tie say to the hat? A. You go on ahead and I'll hang around
Where do skeletons go hang out at night?
Anywhere, as long as it's a hip joint.
Yo Mama so short she can hang glide on a Dorito.
Let's hang out sometime. You bring your beaker and I'll bring my stirring rod.
Why don’t bats sleep like the rest of us?
They can't get the hang of it.
Which bat can hang the highest and longest?
The acro-bat.
What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs and hang on the wall?
Curt 'n Rod.
What do you call two male avocados who hang out and drink together?
I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.
Rodney Dangerfield
Why doesn’t anyone like to hang out with crackers?
Someone always cuts the cheese.
Don’t hang around booze hounds. They’re wine-y bitches.
Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard? Someone told him he should get an apple Mac
Why are bananas never lonely?
Because they hang around in bunches.
How do you catch King Kong? Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.