Hang Jokes

I'm a gardener and I'm OK
I sleep all night and I plant all day!
I dress in grubby clothing and hang around with slugs.
Oh I'm happy in the garden
With dirt and plants and bugs.
What does a deer hang on its Christmas tree?
โ€œHorn โ€“ aments.โ€
Why do perfumes always hang out in pairs?
Because they don't want to get cologne-ly!
Today, we had to create a new hang position for some lighting fixtures. After all day trying, we couldn't get the new batten hung properly.

Turns out it was just a pipe dream.
Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
Because demons are a ghoul's best friend.
Ravens fans are so tough....they hang out in crowbars.
A crow invited his buddies over to hang out but they didnโ€™t show up.
He was charged with attempted murder.
Why did the telecommuter lose his job? He had to many hang ups.
What does a deer hang on its Christmas tree?
โ€œHorn โ€“ aments.โ€
โ€œMy daughters only six months old and already drawing. Iโ€™d hang it on the fridge, but honestly, its absolute garbage.โ€ โ€“ Ryan Reynolds
Q: Why are cherries never lonely?
A: Because they hang around in bunches.
What do you find if you hang from a cherry tree for hours and hours? You find that your arms get sore.
Why are urinals the worst place to spend time?
Because itโ€™s where all the di**s hang out.
โ€œCoworkers are like Christmas lights. They hang together, half of them donโ€™t work and the other half arenโ€™t so bright.โ€ โ€“ Anonymous
Busy Cat

I'm 8 AM and time to nap
It's 10 AM and time to relax
It's 12 PM and time to doze off
It's 3 PM and time to zonk out
It's 6 PM and time to slumber
It's 9 PM and time to snooze
It's 12 AM and time to sleep
It's 4 AM and time to hang upside down
from your bedroom ceiling, screaming
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