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What happened when the semi-colon broke grammar laws?
He was given two consecutive sentences.
I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
Ron White
What happened when the semi-colon broke grammar laws?
He was given two consecutive sentences.
When does Oliver Stone eat ice cream? Any Given Sundae.
What do you call a cow who’s just given birth?
De-calf-inated!