Force Jokes

The New Element of 'Administratium' Investigators at a major research institute have discovered the heaviest element known to science. This startling new discovery has been tentatively named Administratium The new element has no protons or electrons, thus having an atomic number of 0. It does, however, have 1 neutron, 125 assistant neutrons, 75 vice neutrons, and 111 assistant vice neutrons, for an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together by a force called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. Since it has no electrons, Administratium is inert. However, it can be detected as it impedes every reaction with which it came into contact. According to the discoverers, a minute amount of Administratium causes one reaction to take over four days to complete when it would normally take less than a second. Administratium has a normal half-life of approximately three years; it does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons, viceneutrons, and assistant vice neutrons exchange places. In fact, an Administratium sample's mass will actually increase over time, since with each reorganization some of the morons inevitably become neutrons, forming new isotopes. This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to speculate that Administratium is formed whenever morons reach a certain concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as the "Critical Morass".
What's the best way to force a male to do sit ups? Put the remote control between his toes.
Did you know Chuck Norris was in every star wars movie?
He played the force.
A stoner, a Jedi and a surgeon walk into a bar.
Blunt force trauma.
The stormy weather affected my ability to remember my alphabets. I remember A, B, C, D, and F but I misty.Someone got hurt from a fistful of grass thrown at them with force. When they pressed charges, the cops charged the culprit with physical grass-ault.
Your beauty is a singularity. The force of attraction between us is so powerful.
No! You can't force me to shave my forearms!
I have a right to bear arms!
Green seemed to disappear from the rainbow it came back in full force, olive and kicking.
The stormy weather affected my ability to remember my alphabets. I remember A, B, C, D, and F but I misty.Someone got hurt from a fistful of grass thrown at them with force. When they pressed charges, the cops charged the culprit with physical grass-ault.
What do you call a Viking soldier's trusty steed?
A horse in the force of the Norse, of course.
I really have to force myself to get through this book on friction.
Its not the length of the vector that counts, its how you apply the force.
Are you Darth Vader, because I wouldn't mind if you used a little force to choke me.
I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
“She is the only evidence of God I have seen, with the exception of the mysterious force that removes one sock from the dryer every time I do my laundry.”- St Elmo's Fire
My friend was going to a painting competition, so I wished him, "Grey the force be with you".
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