Force

No! You can't force me to shave my forearms!
I have a right to bear arms!
Where do rabbits learn how to fly? In the hare force!
I really have to force myself to get through this book on friction.
What's the best way to force a male to do sit ups? Put the remote control between his toes.
Cows will never make the police force because they simply refuse to go on steak-outs.
Its not the length of the vector that counts, its how you apply the force.
Are you Darth Vader, because I wouldn't mind if you used a little force to choke me.
I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
You know, it's not the length of the vector that counts. It's how you apply the force.
My favorite attractive force is Van der Waal's force. Can you feel it? I'll move closer if you can't.
The difference between a GEEK and a NERD.

Geek: "May the force be with you!"
Nerd: "May the force be equal to the mass multiplied by acceleration."
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Love is like a fart - if you have to force it it's probably crap.
A stoner, a Jedi and a surgeon walk into a bar.
Blunt force trauma.
What's the difference between a penis and a bonus? Your wife will always blow your bonus. A recent survey shows that sperm banks beat blood banks in contributions...HANDS DOWN. If you force se* on a prostitute, is it rape or shoplifting? you choose.
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