“My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I’ve finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.” Dave Barry
A blond calls her mom... Blond: "Mom mom!! I'm a genius!" Mother: "Really dear? How's that possible?" Blond: "I finished a puzzle that I've been working on for 1 year and on the box it said 'for 2-5 yrs'."
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