Finished Jokes

Why are bunnies always tired in April? Because they just finished a March.
“The problem with doing nothing is that you never know when you’re finished.” – Groucho Marx
“Doing nothing is very hard to do… you never know when you’re finished.” — Leslie Nielsen
Just finished peeing when my wife comes in and asks: "Did you just piss without flushing"?
I replied, "Yea, it's pretty clear..."
After the doctor finished up with my prostrate exam the nurse came in and said three words I didn’t want to hear...
“Who was that?”
Once we had a cooking exam. After I finished, teacher said, that it was well done
But I made Medium Rare.
I just finished my masters in engineering with a concentration in adhesives...
Within the next year I want to publish my first book on tape.
“When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they’re finished, I climb out.”

- Erma Bombeck.
“My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I’ve finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.”
Dave Barry
Is that my golf bag in your pants? Because I just finished a long drive, and I'd like to put my wood in it.
I just finished a round of golf, wanna be my 19th hole today?
I just finished the Mona Lisa made from vegetables. It's a masterpeas.
Are you dessert because I'm finished.
A blond calls her mom...
Blond: "Mom mom!! I'm a genius!"
Mother: "Really dear? How's that possible?"
Blond: "I finished a puzzle that I've been working on for 1 year and on the box it said 'for 2-5 yrs'."
What did the deer say after he finished eating?
“That was deer-licious!”
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