When my parents would go to the bar, my dad would always carry his drink to the table in his left hand and my mother’s in the other. I finally asked him why... And he said, “Because your mother is always right.”
"If you want to pass this point alive, you must answer my riddle: What goes on four legs in the morning, two legs at noon and on three legs in the evening?" the Sphinx asked. Oedipus pondered for a moment, "Probably one of those new Pokemones," he finally replied. "There is like 600 of them. "Fair enough man," spoke the Sphinx. "I can't reasonably expect you to remember all their names. You may pass."
Bark bark bark Let me get up to see It appears my dog is summoning me Bark Bark Bark That old familiar sound As I peer out the window With my loud mouthed hound Bark Bark Bark Looking in the distance I finally see Why she’s been barking at me Bark Bark Bark There’s a leaf in the yard And it’s blowing away This is how we’ll spend Most of our day
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