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Pea Puns
There was an announcement on the news the other day, we've finally achieved world peas.
Funny Animal Poems That Rhyme
Bark bark bark
Let me get up to see
It appears my dog is summoning me
Bark Bark Bark
That old familiar sound
As I peer out the window
With my loud mouthed hound
Bark Bark Bark
Looking in the distance I finally see
Why she’s been barking at me
Bark Bark Bark
There’s a leaf in the yard
And it’s blowing away
This is how we’ll spend
Most of our day
Family Puns
When my parents would go to the bar, my dad would always carry his drink to the table in his left hand and my mother’s in the other. I finally asked him why...
And he said, “Because your mother is always right.”
Utensils Puns
Did you hear about the journalist who became a sterling silver spoon salesman?
He finally found the scoop he was looking for.
Garden Puns
After a year of waiting, my publisher finally approved my book on gardening
It's about Thyme.
Flamingo Puns
I finally found out why flamingos sleep with one leg up! If they had both legs up they would fall over.
Elvis Pick Up Lines
Hey you long legged girl with the short dress on. I finally found you!!
Funny Parenting Quotes
“Parenting is a constant battle between going to bed to catch up on some sleep or staying awake to finally get some alone time.” — Anonymous
Ancient Greek Monster Puns
"If you want to pass this point alive, you must answer my riddle: What goes on four legs in the morning, two legs at noon and on three legs in the evening?" the Sphinx asked.
Oedipus pondered for a moment, "Probably one of those new Pokemones," he finally replied. "There is like 600 of them.
"Fair enough man," spoke the Sphinx. "I can't reasonably expect you to remember all their names. You may pass."
Funny Money Quotes
“I finally know what distinguishes man from other beasts: financial worries.” – Jules Renard
Orange Puns
When the orange started peeling, he was glad it was finally cutting some weight.
The oranges hadn’t been peeling well for a week when they finally decided to seek medical attention.
Mushroom Puns
When finally the encyclopedia on mushrooms was out, it was given the title ‘A Fungi-de to the Mushrooms’.
Nuts Puns
Mr. and Mrs. Peanut finally got married and tied the nut.
Funny Marriage Quotes
"After about 15 years I finally figured out that she's always right. So surprisingly we just stopped fighting after that." —Barack Obama
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