Fighting

"Every bunny was kung fu fighting."
What do you call 2 guys fighting over a slut? Tug-of-whore.
Ice hockey is basically just guys wearing knife shoes fighting each other with long sticks for the last Oreo.
What's black, white, purple, yellow and blue? Sugilite, opal, and sardonyx fighting over a gumball.
What do rabbits like to sing? “Every bunny was kung fu fighting.”
Why do pumpkins never quarrel? Because they have no stomach for fighting.
How do you stop two blind men from fighting?
You yell, “look out, he's got a knife!"
What is black, purple, blue, yellow and white? Sugilite, sardonyx and opal all fighting over a gumball.
What is black, purple, blue, yellow and white?
Sugilite, sardonyx and opal all fighting over a gumball.
Did you know that fighting increases your risk of heart attack?
Because it's assault.