Fighting

Did you know that fighting increases your risk of heart attack?
Because it's assault.
What do rabbits like to sing? “Every bunny was kung fu fighting.”
"Every bunny was kung fu fighting."
What is black, purple, blue, yellow and white? Sugilite, sardonyx and opal all fighting over a gumball.
What is black, purple, blue, yellow and white?
Sugilite, sardonyx and opal all fighting over a gumball.
What's black, white, purple, yellow and blue? Sugilite, opal, and sardonyx fighting over a gumball.
How do you stop two blind men from fighting?
You yell, “look out, he's got a knife!"
Why do pumpkins never quarrel? Because they have no stomach for fighting.
What do you call 2 guys fighting over a slut? Tug-of-whore.
Ice hockey is basically just guys wearing knife shoes fighting each other with long sticks for the last Oreo.
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