Fall Jokes

“12 weeks old: when your kid is young enough to fall asleep on your chest, yet long enough to kick you in the nuts at the same time.” – Lin-Manuel Miranda
Why did the orange fall out of the tree?
It went out on a limb.
What is it called when a gardener covertly listens to foliage falling in the fall?
Leaves-dropping.
Garden centers are attempting to stem a fall in the sale of fresh flowers.
Why did the troll fall back with his army?
He didn't want to be ogre-run by the enemy.
"Maybe it’s true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out." - Phyllis Diller
Why did the troll fall back with his army?
He didn't want to be ogre-run by the enemy.
What do vampires do when they are trying to fall asleep?
Count Draculas.
"Don't ever think I fell for you, or fell over you. I didn't fall in love, I rose in it."
― Toni Morrison, Jazz
Why did the witch fall off her broom mid-flight?
She had a fainting spell!
May I tie your shoe?
Because I can't have you fall for anyone else.
Where do werewolf go if their tails fall off?
A re-tail store.
When you fall, no one notices.
You’re like Thanksgiving dinner — delicious, satisfying, and after we’re done, I’ll probably fall asleep.
“We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up… after I finish laughing.”
— Unknown
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