Fall

Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, want me to jump off this chairlift for you? 'Cause I think I could fall for you.
Who did the Caribbean jerk fall in love with? The Spice Girl next door.
If you took all the people in the world who fall asleep during church, and laid them head to toe in a straight line
They would all be a lot more comfortable.
“If you're too open-minded; your brains will fall out.”
Lawrence Ferlinghetti
Why don’t elephants go to the beach?
Because their trunks always fall down.
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Because it was dead.
Why would an oreo cookie need to visit a dentist? To get a filling replacement.


What do you call two cookies from the same cookie sheet who fall in love? A batch made in heaven.
A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall off a cliff.
Baa dum tssssss.
How will you make a baby astronaut fall asleep peacefully? Rock-et.
Why was the UN concerned when the waiter dropped Thanksgiving dinner?
Because it meant the fall of turkey, the ruin of grease, and the breakup of china.
A pile of books fall onto Sean Connery's head
He exclaims: "I only have my shelf to blame!"
Did you hear the joke about the elephant who was stuck in a tree last spring? To get down, she had to sit down on a branch and wait until fall.
Easter and April Fools fall on the same day this year...
You could say it only happens once in a blue moon.
What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
Snow and Tell.
Fine Wine Pick-Up Line: Hey babe, what are you doing this fall? 'Cause I'd like to make you part of the season's harvest.