Failed Jokes

I failed my Calculus exam because I was seated between two identical twins.
It was hard to differentiate between them.
If I had 5 dollars for every math test I have ever failed then I would have 37 dollars.
We should've guessed the failed postman wouldn't be any better at delivering his acting lines.
We failed to find the dog's bone because the owner berried it.
When the mama peach found out that his child had failed his class, she was s-peach-less.
“Children have never been very good at listening to their elders, but they have never failed to imitate them.”

- James Baldwin.
Failed my art exam by using the wrong pencil.
It wasn't 2b.
My vaccine dad joke failed.
But it was worth a shot.
Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "Can I have a glass of H2O?" The second chemist says, "Can I have a glass of water, too?" The first chemist breaks down in tears — his assassination attempt has failed.
(He didn't say H2O2)
If I had a nickel for every time I failed a math test, I'd have 83 cents.
What did the zombie say when he failed the exam?
- I didn't have enough brains.
Why was the book of incantations useless?
Because the author failed to do a spell-check.
There are 3 rings in a failed marriage: engagement ring, wedding ring...
And suffering...
Did you hear about the cheese failed to medal at the olympics? It fell at the final curdle
Corona Beer sales falter amid Corona virus crisis...
Guess their viral marketing strategy failed.
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