Failed Jokes

We should've guessed the failed postman wouldn't be any better at delivering his acting lines.
If I had 5 dollars for every math test I have ever failed then I would have 37 dollars.
Corona Beer sales falter amid Corona virus crisis...
Guess their viral marketing strategy failed.
Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "Can I have a glass of H2O?" The second chemist says, "Can I have a glass of water, too?" The first chemist breaks down in tears — his assassination attempt has failed.
(He didn't say H2O2)
When the mama peach found out that his child had failed his class, she was s-peach-less.
Someone asked, "Why are you so tall?". I patiently replied, "Hey, it's genetics. Now don't get short on me for your failed genes".
“Children have never been very good at listening to their elders, but they have never failed to imitate them.”

- James Baldwin.
There are 3 rings in a failed marriage: engagement ring, wedding ring...
And suffering...
Why was the book of incantations useless?
Because the author failed to do a spell-check.
My vaccine dad joke failed.
But it was worth a shot.
Failed my art exam by using the wrong pencil.
It wasn't 2b.
What did the zombie say when he failed the exam?
- I didn't have enough brains.
If I had a nickel for every time I failed a math test, I'd have 83 cents.
We failed to find the dog's bone because the owner berried it.
I failed my Calculus exam because I was seated between two identical twins.
It was hard to differentiate between them.
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