Corona Beer sales falter amid Corona virus crisis...
Guess their viral marketing strategy failed.
Why can you tell that Theresa May failed physics?
She had power and time but didn't get the work done.
Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "Can I have a glass of H2O?" The second chemist says, "Can I have a glass of water, too?" The first chemist breaks down in tears — his assassination attempt has failed.
(He didn't say H2O2)
Did you hear about the cheese failed to medal at the olympics? It fell at the final curdle
Yo Mama so stupid she studied for a blood test - and failed.
Why did the horse go to jail?
The prosecutors failed to show the burden of hoof.
If I had 5 dollars for every math test I have ever failed then I would have 37 dollars.
A cynical man wishes to a Genie that he would be a psychic.
The Genie nods and snaps his fingers, and the man is warped back to his home.

Eager to see if the Genie was telling the truth, the man tests his power on a friend. When he failed to make the right guess, he shouted in frustration.

"God. I KNEW this would happen!"
If I got 50 cents for every failed math exam, I’d have $ 6.30 now.