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A linguistics professor says during a lecture that, "In English, a double negative forms a positive. But in some languages, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, in no language in the world can a double positive form a negative." But then a voice from the back of the room piped up, "Yeah, right."
My head hurt and I had a really runny nose during math class
I think i had a sin(x) infection.
Why is a baby showing the top of its head during labor a significant event?
Because that’s the baby’s crowning achievement.
Where did Lisa go during the bombing? Everywhere.
Turns out my dad who’s a locksmith still has to go to work during lockdown.
He’s a key worker, you see.
What do Muslims do during the coronavirus outbreak?
They stay in Quran-tine.
If you took all the people in the world who fall asleep during church, and laid them head to toe in a straight line
They would all be a lot more comfortable.
What do you call it when the preacher passes gas during his sermon?
A blast from the pastor.
My wife screamed in pain during labor.
I asked, “What’s wrong?”.
She screamed. “These contractions are killing me!!”
“I am sorry, honey.” I replied. “What is wrong?”
Why did the uncouth spud not stop talking during the football game?
Because he was a common-tater.
What happened when the football coach’s dog ran onto the field during a game?
He got called for ineligible retriever down field!
[Chicken] We’re serving this during the game, so you might call it a live ball fowl.
Why don't women blink during se*? There isn't enough time.
My husband asked why I never blink during se*.
I told him I didn’t have time to.
What did the hippocampus say during its retirement speech?
"Thanks for the memories."