Where did Lisa go during the bombing? Everywhere.
Turns out my dad who’s a locksmith still has to go to work during lockdown.
He’s a key worker, you see.
What do Muslims do during the coronavirus outbreak?
They stay in Quran-tine.
Why don't women blink during se*? There isn't enough time.
My husband asked why I never blink during se*.
I told him I didn’t have time to.
What do you call it when the preacher passes gas during his sermon?
A blast from the pastor.
My wife screamed in pain during labor.
I asked, “What’s wrong?”.
She screamed. “These contractions are killing me!!”
“I am sorry, honey.” I replied. “What is wrong?”
If you took all the people in the world who fall asleep during church, and laid them head to toe in a straight line
They would all be a lot more comfortable.
A linguistics professor says during a lecture that, "In English, a double negative forms a positive. But in some languages, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, in no language in the world can a double positive form a negative." But then a voice from the back of the room piped up, "Yeah, right."
My head hurt and I had a really runny nose during math class
I think i had a sin(x) infection.
Why is a baby showing the top of its head during labor a significant event?
Because that’s the baby’s crowning achievement.
What did the hippocampus say during its retirement speech?
"Thanks for the memories."
Why did the uncouth spud not stop talking during the football game?
Because he was a common-tater.
What happened when the football coach’s dog ran onto the field during a game?
He got called for ineligible retriever down field!
[Chicken] We’re serving this during the game, so you might call it a live ball fowl.