During Jokes

During the contribution’s session, the mushroom family never gave a lot. They were just two spore.
Why did the witch stay in a hotel during her travels?
She heard they had great broom service.
What’s the best time to eat a peach while watching a NASCAR race? During the pit stop!
During the summer break, I enrolled myself in a peach coding course.
In the history class, the onion teachers taught the student onions that during the vegetable cold war, the Soviet Onion was a superpower.
During the battle between the two onion kings, one of them was on the back foot as it was leek-ing blood.
"I'll be right back, I need to go for a pea," said the fruit during the interval.
My love for you is like a fruitcake during the holidays - nutty, spicy and unavoidable, no matter how hard you try.
The nut stayed c-almond and collected during the earthquake.
Has anyone else's gardening skills improved during this quarantine like mine have?
I planted myself on the sofa at the beginning of April and I've grown bigger ever since.
What do red berries say during the season they love best? Cherry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
During World War 2, sending food to the troops was a challenge. Researchers had to concentrate to figure out how to send orange juice.
"His insomnia was so bad, he couldn’t sleep during office hours."
~ Arthur Baer
During the divorce, the judge couldn't decide who got the shack in the backyard, despite our numerous arguments.
It was a case of he shed, she shed.
My HOA agreement has a statement mandating we have an inflatable Santa displayed in our yard during December.
There is a Santa clause.
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