Doors Jokes

Why do chicken coops have 2 doors?
Because if they had four doors they would be chicken sedans
On his deathbed, my granddad said to me, "Remember these two words. They'll open a lot of doors for you in life."
"Push and pull."
Why do chicken coops only have two doors?
Because if they had four doors, they'd be chicken sedans.
What key has legs and can't open doors? A Turkey.
Why are automatic doors like knights?
Because they're chivalrous!
What key can’t open doors no matter how hard you try?

What is Jehovah's witness' favorite band? The Doors.
Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.
Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan.
If you wake up in a RED room, with no windows or doors, don't be alarmed, you're just in my heart.
Deaf College Opens Doors to Hearing
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