What is Jehovah's witness' favorite band? The Doors.
If you wake up in a RED room, with no windows or doors, don't be alarmed, you're just in my heart.
Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan.
What key can’t open doors no matter how hard you try?

What key has legs and can't open doors? A Turkey.
Why do chicken coops have 2 doors?
Because if they had four doors they would be chicken sedans
On his deathbed, my granddad said to me, "Remember these two words. They'll open a lot of doors for you in life."
"Push and pull."
Why do chicken coops only have two doors?
Because if they had four doors, they'd be chicken sedans.
Deaf College Opens Doors to Hearing