Dip Jokes

My dog is quite hip.
Except when he takes a dip.
He looks like a fool,
when he jumps in the pool,
and reminds me of a sinking ship.
Q. Why was the gorilla's jungle party so lame?
A. Because theyran out of chimps and dip.
Here’s the game plan: [party details]
With salsa, cheese dip, and guac, our bowl game is hot.
Due to unusually successful harvests of chickpeas this year, the price of hummus is going to fall dramatically.
Buy the dip.
Me: I think I'll take a dip in the pool.
Lifeguard: What ya got there?
Me: Hummus.
So my brother is grating cheese for a dip. He looks up and says,
"I'm the gratest."
What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate?
A Kitty Kat bar.
What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate? A Kitty Kat bar!
Let me be a chicken nugget and take a dip in your sauce.
I poisoned my wifes pita dip.
The police charged me with hummus-cide.
My dog is quite hip.
Except when he takes a dip.
He looks like a fool,
when he jumps in the pool,
and reminds me of a sinking ship.
What’s an alligator’s favorite dip?
Croc-amole.
What cheesy dip do deer love to eat?
Fawn-due.
What did the guy at the party say when he realized there was nothing left to dip his tortilla chip in?
“I’ve hit guac bottom.”
What did the tortilla chip say to the avocado when the dip bowl was empty?
“We’ve hit guac bottom!”
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