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Dip Jokes

Gorilla Puns
Q. Why was the gorilla's jungle party so lame?
A. Because theyran out of chimps and dip.
Funny Animal Poems That Rhyme
My dog is quite hip.
Except when he takes a dip.
He looks like a fool,
when he jumps in the pool,
and reminds me of a sinking ship.
Hummus Puns
Due to unusually successful harvests of chickpeas this year, the price of hummus is going to fall dramatically.
Buy the dip.
Me: I think I'll take a dip in the pool.
Lifeguard: What ya got there?
Me: Hummus.
Crocodile Puns
What’s an alligator’s favorite dip?
Croc-amole.
Funny Poems
My dog is quite hip.
Except when he takes a dip.
He looks like a fool,
when he jumps in the pool,
and reminds me of a sinking ship.
Deer Puns
What cheesy dip do deer love to eat?
Fawn-due.
Utensils Puns
So my brother is grating cheese for a dip. He looks up and says,
"I'm the gratest."
Chocolate Puns
What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate?
A Kitty Kat bar.
What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate? A Kitty Kat bar!
Marriage Puns
I poisoned my wifes pita dip.
The police charged me with hummus-cide.
Avocado Puns
What did the guy at the party say when he realized there was nothing left to dip his tortilla chip in?
“I’ve hit guac bottom.”
What did the tortilla chip say to the avocado when the dip bowl was empty?
“We’ve hit guac bottom!”
Football Puns
Here’s the game plan: [party details]
With salsa, cheese dip, and guac, our bowl game is hot.
Cheesy Pick Up Lines
Let me be a chicken nugget, and take a dip in your sauce.
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