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Dip

Here’s the game plan: [party details]
With salsa, cheese dip, and guac, our bowl game is hot.
I poisoned my wifes pita dip.
The police charged me with hummus-cide.
Let me be a chicken nugget, and take a dip in your sauce.
My dog is quite hip.
Except when he takes a dip.
He looks like a fool,
when he jumps in the pool,
and reminds me of a sinking ship.
What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate?
A Kitty Kat bar.
What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate? A Kitty Kat bar!
What did the guy at the party say when he realized there was nothing left to dip his tortilla chip in?
“I’ve hit guac bottom.”
What did the tortilla chip say to the avocado when the dip bowl was empty?
“We’ve hit guac bottom!”
Yo mamma so fat she doesn't skinny dip, she chunky dunks.