What is the difference between lightning and electricity. For electricity, you need to pay, but
lightning kills for free.”
What’s the difference between a punter and punster?
A punster gets his kicks with bad puns like these!
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
One’s really heavy, the other’s a little lighter.
What's the difference between butter and the corona virus?
Corona actually spreads.
What's the difference between Wuhan and Las Vegas?
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.
What’s the difference between a teacher and a railway security guard? One trains the mind, the other minds the train.
What's the difference between a man and E.T.? E.T. phones home.
What's the difference between Big Foot and intelligent man? Big Foot has been spotted several times.
What is the difference between a sofa and a man watching Monday Night Football? The sofa doesn't keep asking for beer.
What's the difference between an etymologist and an entomologist?
An etymologist knows the difference.
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce "unionized."
What's the Difference Between Mechanical & Civil Engineers?
Mechanical engineers build weapons, civil engineers build targets.
What's the Difference Between a Chemist and a Chemical Engineer?
Oh, about $10 K a year.
“If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.”
Dalai Lama
“The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.”
Tom Clancy