Definition Jokes

I give roughing a whole new definition.
The flock of crows that were sprayed with sewage was a true definition of murder most foul.
What is the definition of a slug? A snail with a housing problem!
What’s the definition of butter?
An angry goat.
What is the definition of “moon”?
The past tense of “moo”.
What is the definition of Confidence? When your wife catches you in bed with another woman and you slap her on the as* and say, "You're next babe."
“The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.”—Dorothy Parker
Definition of Irony - When the Year Of The Rat starts with a plague.
You are the literal definition of down-to-earth.
How long does it take a man to change the toilet paper? We don't know it's never happened. What's the definition of a woman's perfect lover? A man with a nine inch tongue who can breath through his ears.
What’s the definition of a perpetual bachelor?
A man who’s missed the opportunity to make a woman miserable.
What is a definition of art theft? The haul of frames.
What is the definition of art theft? A: The haul of frames.
What's the definition of a gentleman? One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!
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