What’s the definition of butter?
An angry goat.
What is the definition of a slug? A snail with a housing problem!
What is the definition of “moon”?
The past tense of “moo”.
Definition of Irony - When the Year Of The Rat starts with a plague.
How long does it take a man to change the toilet paper? We don't know it's never happened. What's the definition of a woman's perfect lover? A man with a nine inch tongue who can breath through his ears.
What’s the definition of a perpetual bachelor?
A man who’s missed the opportunity to make a woman miserable.
What is the definition of Confidence? When your wife catches you in bed with another woman and you slap her on the as* and say, "You're next babe."