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Closer Jokes

Birthday Puns
You are one candle closer to starting a house fire.
Basketball Puns
Basketball players manage to remain cool even during tough matches because they stay closer to the fans.
Nerdy Pick Up Lines
My favorite attractive force is Van der Waal's force. Can you feel it? I'll move closer if you can't.
Funny Groucho Marx Quotes
"If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you."
Keyboard Puns
Keep Your Friends Close, Your Utility Keys Closer.
Mermaid Puns
Famous mermaid saying: Keep your friends close and your anemones closer.
Ocean Puns
What did the wise papa fish tell his son?
Keep your friends close and your anemones closer.
Medical Puns
As the taxi raced towards the hospital, my wife cried, "The baby's coming! Don't stop the car! I can't make it! DON'T! CAN'T! WON'T!"
"Driver, hurry!" I implored. "Her contractions are getting closer together!"
Bowling Puns
The closer we came to the alley, the louder the bowling thunder.
Weather Pick Up Lines
I bet you are the earth and I am the sun because you become hotter as we get closer.
Clothes Pick Up Lines
Take off your shirt, I want to be closer to your heart.
Space Pick Up Lines
I must be the sun, and you must be earth, cause the closer we get, the hotter you become.
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