Channel Jokes

Which channels do the asteroids like to watch? The comet-y channel.
I’m going to start a YouTube channel where I critique bottled water...
It’s an untapped market.
There was a television channel ran by pets, the weather forecast was on and inclement weather was being predicted...
High chance of it raining cats and dogs, howling winds, and a possible purricane.
"Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you're probably watching the wrong channel."
Whats a good Spanish sports channel?
ESBieN.
How do you know if you’ve had enough coffee?
You channel surf faster without the remote.
What's a baby gherkin's favorite TV channel?
Pickleodeon.
Why did the blonde skier only wear one boot?
Channel 7's weatherman said there was a 50% chance of snow.
I bring my TV remote into every sports bar I go to so I can change the channel to whatever I want.
It’s a real game changer
What is a neuron's favorite television channel?
The Ion Channel
What is the brain's favorite television channel?
The Neural Network.
What's a girl like you doing in a place like this when there's a Battlestar Gallactica marathon on right now on the Sci Fi channel.
The year is 2219
A dishevelled white haired man crosses the desert that was once the English Channel from the United Kingdom of England to visit the capital of the Eurasian Empire in Brussels. As has been the case for 200 years, he delivers an unsigned letter and returns home, only to repeat the process again the next year. The true meaning of the ritual is lost in the annals of history but many believe it goes back to the days of a mythical quest they called Brexit.
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