Cast Jokes

Did you hear about the pea pod that became damaged?
It had to wear a pod cast.
Tom Hanks just got the Corona virus.
They had to lock the whole Cast Away.
Why do we tell actors to “break a leg”?
Because every play needs a cast.
Breaking a leg during an audition ensures you're in the cast.
Are you a magician? Because you just cast a spell on me.
Which Star Wars character was the orange cast for?
Emperor Pulpatine.
What kind of Nurse can cast spells?
A Curse Practitioner.
Who cast the spell of sleep on Dorothy? It was the wicked witch of rest.
My buddy was cast in Snow White and The Seven Dwarfs, but he was still angry because he wasn't Happy.
You know why theater people say "break a leg" instead of good luck?
Because if you do, you'll end up in a cast!
We must be a cast on a spiral fracture, girl. Because we’re on a serious break.
Breaking a leg during an audition...
Ensures that you end up in the cast.
"Dad, how do you cast spells?"
"You just follow the instructions."

"Which instructions?"

"Yeah, they're the ones."
I’m directing a play about a boy who broke his arm.
You should see the cast.
When I got home from camp today,
My parents almost died.
They asked me how I got this way,
And here's what I replied:

This little cast from heel to hip
Is nothing much at all.
Some broken shingles made me slip
From off the dining hall.

The poison ivy's not too bad.
It missed my back and chest.
Of course, I guess I oughta add
Mosquitoes got the rest.

I tried to eat some hick'ry nuts
And cracked a tooth or two.
And all these bruises, scabs, and cuts?
I haven't got a clue.

I got the lump that's on my head
From diving in the lake.
I should've watched for rocks instead
Of grabbing for the snake.

That leaves this bandage on my chin
And these three finger sprains,
Along with lots of sunburned skin
And sniffles from the rains.

I also got a muscle cramp
And very nearly drowned.
It's some terrific summer camp,
The coolest one around.

(By Richard Thomas)
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